Starting off my @ coverage for CES this year with whatever the fuck this is
Hmm. Love too grab life by the genes. Lemme just leave a DnA sample first though
Cyber rod. Charge up your fishing rods charge it up. Charge rod smart fish rod
Can’t wait to build a body sensing network for me, by which I mean dress like I’m a 1970s show about the year 2019
Have you ever wanted a Bluetooth headset that was also a camera, and weighed your head down giving you terrible neck pain?
Good luck on selling this to the UK market!
I dunno how Plugo and Orbot are going to survive against Goot and Plorg
Every year this is so exhausting because there is just the same thing again and again and again. I think these guys just have uh, tripods?
At a campsite or go for barbecue? Prepare beef, seafood and beer
Yeah uh we got the usual for us. We’ve got dog leashes and a robot that looks like it’ll assault you
🎶roidmi my friend
Wow! Finally I can go to ces and not use my head needles!
“Did you ever want to have a candle that sucks ass and costs more?”
Yeah get the fuck out of here Alan
Thanks, I hate it
Also can I share my personalised toilet settings
Ah I’ve always wished my air purifier could wheel around the house for some reason
Think you sleep good? You idiot. You rube. This is sleep 2.0
Athletes and customers alike love our new çöffín
Brb everyone. Need to upgrade my money
*pausing, adjusting pipe in mouth, taking in a breath, exhaling, stopping, taking pipe out* whizz ball
Have you ever had the problem that your seat was too comfortable and stayed perfectly still when you sit on it? Well don’t worry we have our uncomfortable weird unstable stool thing
Already beginning to feel my sanity drain away
I can’t stop muttering this tag line
Ah finally the AI for cosmetic something fmfmfrkjsjfjfff
If there’s one thing I really know I want to do it’s trust a regular person using what is almost certainly a crowdfunded product to make their own cosmetics
Hell yes. Right Into my god damn veins. Miliboo(?????) has created the world’s first smart sofa. It has YouTube! How does it have YouTube! Why!!!!
Make my bedroom smell like garden
Robot cat hate father. Robot cat will murder father
Just realised I’ve seen maybe a quarter of this floor. Just a nightmare of densely packed smart home madlibs
Taking a few minutes to wait for a friend! All I can see is this robot cat
You’ve had water before, but have you had water 2? Water for the modern age
Love to say things like “perfume blender” out loud! Absolutely normal thing to do!
TABYL: your sprinklr is on
Have fun selling this in England. Good luck to those guys
Your breath tell your health
Smart pepper spray. Can’t see this going wrong
Wow! A whole new way to cube!
Hope nobody else has used this name somewhere
Nothing much what’s log with you
Garfield with his official first CES sponsorship
There’s so much more. How is there so much. It feels like there are so many more things
Hey man quick question. What the fuck does any of this mean. What does your company do
“What we were thinking was that there were already backpacks, and already backpack speakers. But what about a backpack with speakers that looked like a big pair of breasts”
The first fully automated pet toilet. The first FULLY automated pet toilet. The first fully automated pet TOILET. FIRST TOILET PET AUTOMATE TOILET TOILET TOILET
The first twisty games console! Twisty games. First! Game console
Dry your pet in the pet dry room
An autonomous shower!!! Sure!!!! Yes!!!!
ETERNAL PENCIL. UNDYING. YOU WILL DIE BUT THE PENCIL WILL LIVE
When you have to name your product last minute
Earnestly something is burning in the air at the end of eureka park. I swear to god if I die here I will haunt every one of you
Mate that’s just a dishwasher
Screaming “ARE YOU THE GATEKEEPER” at these guys
Is that a threat
Ah I’m done. Fuck this. A camera you put on your baby so you can see pictures of what your baby sees. No more
I’ll go to the convention Center tomorrow. Anyway here’s whatever a 5D screen is. It’s 50 grand. I don’t know
Ai For Autism! Not sure what it means.
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